Mario's 21st century

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Oct 30

Season of terrorism

I realize that the term “terrorism” is being grossly overused by all sorts of people with either an axe to grind or a career to advance, but I’d like to add one more crime to that designation, as a public service. 

Is it possible that Homeland Security could classify the automated political solicitations ringing my phone off the fucking hook, day and night, as a terroristic activity? Whoever is responsible — Democrat, Republican, or whatever — every last one of them I’d like to see waterboarded.

Come November 2, I have half a mind to write in Osama Bin Laden as my vote in each race at every level. My guess is, he doesn’t even own a telephone.