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Aug 25

He’s just wild about “Leezza”

Moammar Gadhafi’s ruined hideaway was raided, whereupon his personal scrapbook containing picture after picture of former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was found. It seems the presumably now former “Colonel” carries a torch for this particular American girl. From a 2007 interview:

I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders … Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. … I love her very much.

I’ve read that submissive fantasies are not unheard of among the very powerful, so I find it intriguing that Gadhafi would take particular notice of how Secretary Rice “gives orders.” I suppose an Arab leader can dream, can’t he?

Poor Condoleezza. I don’t care who she is — her phone has to be ringing off the hook with the teasing of smart ass friends. Let’s hope she’s not on Facebook.